DEVIANT JOURNAL OF THE DEAD

Kindly tagged by and ...who thought it was a great idea to go hunting zombies!
                 
Scenery: the world has brought to collapse by Zombie Apocalypse! And we have to regroup and survive int it!
          
Rules of this World War Z:
1)Use www.random.org/lists/ to randomize 16 of your friends, including yourself, in the squad role list
2)Randomized people count as tagged and it would be gently advised if they could continue this meme themselves
3)SWAG RULE: Swaggie (battlename of ) has applied a little variation: not 16, but 32 friends, two for every role. You know what? I'll do it the same, but with more roles!
4)Enjoy! (and good luck with walking deads out there)
              
1.The Leaders
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(Wha...Swaggie already? Mah, ok!)
2.The Sidekicks
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(Ok, we're in good hands)
3.The Snipers
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(Dammit, I wanted this role!)
4.The Two who Lose their Minds
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(Knowing them, fortunately it will be taking a long time)
5.The Medics
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(Do you at least know basic?)
6.The Brains
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(I'm trusting you two)
7.The Two who Yell Vulgarities to the zombies
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(Allowed to do it, as long as you choose CAREFULLY when and where)
8.The Weapon Experts
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(I think one of them wanted to be the driver)
9.The Car guys
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(At least these two have driving licenses)
10.The Cheerleaders
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(Ooh, with these two, I'm quite confident)
11.The Two who Survive always despite Everything that happens to them
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(Lucky ones)
12.The Two who manage to stay alive despite Natural Selection clearly doesn't like them
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(Beware Darwin, he never failed before)
13.The Brawns who insist to punch zombies
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(You're strongly advised to wear gloves)
14.The Two who always have something wise to say
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(Two Yodas are better than one)
15.The Two who Lose a limb
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(Wait, Godzilla loses an arm?)
16.The Two who will get a Badass Beard
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(Ok, who guesses what's wrong here?)
17.The Badasses
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(Everyboy behind these two!)
18.The Two who fight with Blades
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(Because samurais are cool and guns run off of bullets!)
19.The Survival Experts
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(Our Rambos are found)
20.The Two who always think about eating
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(Gluttons...)
21.The Two who will be Picked Up during the journey
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(WAWAWAWAIT! Where was I all this time!?!?!?!?)
22.The Two who will become zombies in Heroic Self Sacrifice
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(You won't be forgotten)
23.The Two who will become zombies out of pure and simple dumbness
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(You, instead, will be)
24.The Emotional Supports
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(...ok, ONE of them is good. Avoid the first one)
25.The Two who will Challenge the Leaders
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(Will we see a change in the leading position?)
26.The Lone Wolves
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(Well, a bit strange, but zombie apocalypse has quite an impact)
27.The Lucky ones who will simply Die
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(Watch us from up there)
28.The Two who can always make you smile with a joke
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(The most important role of all)
          
I admit it, it's been fun.
Sorry if you are so many, I was unsure on who I could choose, so I chose quite a numerous group. After all, during zombie apocalypse, better stick togeter!
You want to try, good. You don't want, fine.
Just, remember, if you don't want...
    
YOU'LL COVER THE ROLE OF THE FIRST ONE TO DIE!